This should be first

I guess I should have explained my title first. This is my favorite phrase and my wife ABSOLUTELY hates it when I say it. So of course I used it here cause why be married if you cannot "flick her ear" once in a while? I will use A LOT of private jokes in this blog (if I ever post) so if you do not understand don't feel bad. You are welcome to ask and I might be able to fill you in.

Anyone who knows me...

So anyone who knows me (who actually finds this blog) will know that I will almost never (see also: a snowballs chance in "heck") post on this blog. "So why even create it then?" you ask. Let me first ask this what is the sound of one hand clapping? Once you can post that here (the sound not the answer) I will answer your question.